Georgia: Daddy, you're not supposed to eat Triscuits out of the box. You're supposed to take them out of the box, put them on your plate and THEN eat them.
Daddy: You're right, Georgia, Daddy's not using not good manners.
Georgia: Yes, that means . . . That means God . . . That means God is not happy. You're eating Triscuits out of the box, and you're saying I am Sophie, and you're saying Mommy is Cece. My name is Georgia. Mommy's name is Mommy. Sophie's name is Sophie. Cece's name is Cece. I will make you a list so you can remember.
Daddy: You're right, Georgia. I should call you by your right name. I am so sorry. I will try harder.
Georgia: Yes.
[20 minutes later, Daddy notices Sophie playing with some old photo albums . . .]
Daddy: Oh, Geor--I mean Sophie, be careful with those!
Georgia: SEE?!?
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