Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
OVERHEARD: During Playtime
Daddy sees Georgia talking on her play cell phone.
Georgia: Hmm, yes, I was thinking about babysitting. (Pause) No, not Hannah, just you. (Long pause, then as if interrupting) I'll just explain it all to you when you come. (Long pause)
Georgia brings white beaded necklace to daddy.
Georgia: I need you to help me hook this. I'm going out on my date night, with my daddy.
Daddy: Oh, who is your daddy?
Georgia: Adrian.
Daddy: I heard you were on the phone?
Georgia: Yes, I called the babysitter for my babies.
Daddy: Who is your babysitter?
Georgia: Beyonce.
Georgia: Hmm, yes, I was thinking about babysitting. (Pause) No, not Hannah, just you. (Long pause, then as if interrupting) I'll just explain it all to you when you come. (Long pause)
Georgia brings white beaded necklace to daddy.
Georgia: I need you to help me hook this. I'm going out on my date night, with my daddy.
Daddy: Oh, who is your daddy?
Georgia: Adrian.
Daddy: I heard you were on the phone?
Georgia: Yes, I called the babysitter for my babies.
Daddy: Who is your babysitter?
Georgia: Beyonce.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
RETOLD
Georgia: Daddy, who is the best?
Daddy: What do you mean, G?
Georgia: With you and mommy, who is the best?
Daddy: Um, we're both the best.
Georgia: No. Mommy is.
Daddy: You're right, she is.
To his credit, Daddy retold this story knowing full well that I would publish it.
Also, it's worth noting that as I am typing this, Georgia is throwing a world class fit upstairs because I asked her to get out of bed and come to dinner. In other words, "the best" is a fleeting title.
Daddy: What do you mean, G?
Georgia: With you and mommy, who is the best?
Daddy: Um, we're both the best.
Georgia: No. Mommy is.
Daddy: You're right, she is.
To his credit, Daddy retold this story knowing full well that I would publish it.
Also, it's worth noting that as I am typing this, Georgia is throwing a world class fit upstairs because I asked her to get out of bed and come to dinner. In other words, "the best" is a fleeting title.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Sophie and Her Sister Ham It Up
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